Siena Goines
Nude

This brown-haired, brown-eyed brown beauty works pretty steadily, but Siena Goines is still overdue for some stardom–and we’re not just saying that because she held her own against Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate in The Sweetest Thing (2002). We’re saying that because Siena had us holding our own in two 1997 episodes of the cable anthology series Women: Stories of Passion. And you’ll want to hold on to both your cock and any copies of her amazing nude scenes (Mr. Skin has misplaced his…). Despite the filthy content of The Sweetest Thing, Siena isn’t naked in it. In fact, she had a long period of skinlessness. For five years, she appeared clothed in the shows Judging Amy, The Division, Windfall, and Passions and the movies Rancid (2004), My Short Film (2005), The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005), Only in Miami (2006), and Sucka Punch (2006). Then, in a 2007 episode of Jericho, Siena sucker punched us with a topless scene. Unfortunately, she keeps her back to the camera, but we get to see her underwear-clad booty. Later that year she made her on-film nude debut in Jekyll (2007), which is an appropriate title because she’s been like Dr. Jekyll for most of her career, although her Mr. Hyde-like alter-ego has made a couple of appearances. She showed her hide again in Creature of Darkness (2009) before going into Jekyll mode for the last decade in a number of TV shows and movies. Regardless of her skinconsistency, Siena is a friend of our groins.